My Dad

Stuff I remember about my Dad: Stuff he said. He used to say, when heading to the shower, "I've got to sh*t , shower , shave & shampoo". He used to say while smacking you in a upward motion on the back of your head, "sizzling rockets". He would say while clenching his fist, "Pow, right in the snot locker".  More to come...